YGO: Red Crossbones Toxi-Wench

Pirate Soundtrack #4: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcLpNP…
Alternatively, get hammered and listen to the Wine Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgkHd6…

This came out awesome! I'm definitely getting better at drawing birds, though I wonder if this is the first time anyone has ever combined a pirate wench with a sexy nurse. Whatever; I did it first. I'm calling it. You were here for it. Bask in the moment. But I should probably get back on track. This is the card image for my fourth Red Crossbones monster card for Yu-Gi-Oh! (there are 8 standard monsters, since I'll probably do the 3 Synchros after I get the first part of the set done), the Toxi-Wench. I had fun with the name, but here's her effect:

"Once per turn, if this card is equipped with an Equip Spell Card, you can transfer all increases and decreases to ATK and DEF offered by the Equip Spell Card to another face-up monster on the field, until the End Phase. Your opponent cannot equip this card with Equip Cards. Once per turn, you can send 1 Equip Spell Card equipped to this card to the Graveyard to Special Summon 1 DARK monster from your Deck in face-up Attack Position: it's effects are negated; you cannot Special Summon monsters from your Extra Deck until your next Standby Phase."

Unlike the other Red Crossbones, she doesn't have good trap card support, and is the only one who manipulates equip spells. I don't think her effect has ever been done before either, so you can bask in that, too. There are three equip spells unique to the Red Crossbones that I'll make soon, and each one modifies a Red Crossbone's stats to make them suitable to be tributed for one of the virus cards. However, the Toxi-Wench lets you transpose stat changes from her cards to even your opponent's monsters, so she's a very flexible card that can potentially change the game if you keep her alive long enough. She turned out a lot more splashable than I thought she would be, but that's neither here nor there.

As far as lore is concerned, the Toxi-Wench is treated as a singular character among the crew of the Red Crossbones pirates, and she's a brilliant chemist and bartender. She is the target of a lot of unrequited love from her captain Surgeon, not helped at all by her mastery of mixed messages and subconscious flirtatiousness. She is arguably the only person in the crew that the pirates value as much as their captain, and I might give her an added effect to show this.

I guess that's it. I really love how she came out. I'm loving the cross between wench and nurse, and it definitely works for the archetype. I added a fun cameo for veterans of the game: two of the chemicals on the tray are Red Medicine and Blue Medicine, which I highly doubt anyone uses anymore. They're also not equip spells, but whatever. Enjoy!

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[Edit: I updated her effect a little]